Christmas wish

Dear Santa,

In January, I made a to-do list in which I set a number of goals I wanted to achieve by the end of this year. Among other objectives, I wrote “to pass the courses I will be attending this year.”

So far, I’ve done pretty well in most of them. But let’s focus on Language, which is the one that matters here. Throughout the year I’ve researched on some interesting topics; I’ve prepared oral presentations; I’ve studied and absorbed new vocabulary; I’ve created a very original blog to upload all my pieces of art, namely, my writings, which I’ve successfully passed with loads of effort and hours of work; and I’ve worked cooperatively with my classmates –from whom I’ve learned a lot- in the writing and speaking processes. WOW, I’ve done so much! (And I’m so humble)

Well, of course I fell behind with some writing once or twice because I ran out of time -or imagination- but that doesn't make me a bad girl, I suppose. And maybe my pieces are not best-sellers, but I can tell for sure they were the best I could do, and mind you, I think I’ve improved. Have you read my previous writings?

But, Santa, Christmas is coming soon and, as I'm still a girl (the fact that I turned 22 in September does not matter at all, believe me!) I would like you to give me a present, I think I deserve it. This year, I want neither a doll’s house, nor a bike... This time I will only ask you a little favour: I want to pass the written part of my language course. Maybe you can have a word with my language teacher and persuade her, just in case she is doubtful about it.

It is said that you are like God, you’re everywhere and you know every single human being on Earth, so I don’t consider it necessary to tell you who she is... What the heck, you're Father Christmas, I'll make things easier for you because you are quite busy these days: her name starts with “A” and her surname is something like “nalía Kandel.” (Don’t mention it, Claus)

Thanks in advance! I know you will do your best to please me.

Paulita

PS: I do want a Christmas present, too, but we can negotiate that later. See you on Christmas Eve, my friend!

"A Little Bird Told Me" Newspaper

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such writings as Are you a switcher?, Teaching before graduating: a controversial issue, and Education in crisis: who is to blame? In today’s edition of our section known as True Tales of Argentine Life, I will share with you, my dear readers, a story that depicts one of the aspects of Argentines’ peculiar personality: their fanaticism.

Too Argentine, too fanatical...

This is the story of this handsome but miserable man who was dancing half-drunk at a disco in Flores on a Saturday night when he met this attractive female that drove him totally crazy at first sight. This is the story of Santiago and Mara.

After chatting for a while that night, they exchanged cellphone numbers under the promise of meeting each other the following Sunday. Santiago was thrilled to bits that he had met such a lovely woman since he had been alone for several years when he bumped into her. Mara, on the contrary, had just put an end to a long relationship with dubious prospects, so she did not allow herself to raise false hopes, regardless of how excited she was.

A whole week passed and the so eagerly-awaited date would become real. Santiago woke up that morning, went to the bathroom, looked at himself in the mirror and grinned from ear to ear. Then he made his way to the living room where he flung himself into the sofa and turned on the TV just to come back to Earth with a bump: the most important football match of the semester was being played on that afternoon at the very same time he had agreed to meet the possible love of his life. He could not believe his eyes: San Lorenzo – Huracán, 2pm. His smile immediately vanished. How could he forget about it? San Lorenzo, the reason of his whole life! What would he do now? Like every Argentine, and like every man, he was a football fan as well as a women fan. He was on the horns of a dilemma!

After processing the information for some minutes, he made a decision: he took a deep breath and started to get ready for his date. After all, he did not have tickets for the match, and it would have been almost impossible to get them at the stadium. So off he went. He took a cab to arrive on time and waited for her in the pub they had arranged to meet. Several minutes went by and Mara did not show up. He asked for a beer and started drinking it alone. Some more minutes... half an hour... a whole long hour passed and there was no news about her. Bitterly disappointed, he decided to send her a text message. A minute later, she answered back: “I’m sorry, I completely forgot! :S I had tickets to see the ‘classic’ San Lorenzo-Huracán. I’ll text you back later, I’m in the middle of the match. I know you’ll understand!”

For a moment, he was fuming with anger. He gulped his beer down and stared fixedly at the message for some seconds, until he unexpectedly burst into laughter. Now he knew it: Mara was definitely the woman of his dreams.

PP, Capital Federal, Argentina

Education in crisis: Who is to blame?

It is widely known that the educational system has been undergoing a great crisis lately, being unable to transmit moral values, to form grown-up citizens or to exert any authority. Today’s situation is a consequence of not only outdated teachers and neglected students, but also of a number of variables that have combined thus multiplying the undesirable results by dozens.

On the one hand, it seems that teachers, a vital piece in education, are not skilled enough to cope with students. This might be due to the fact that educators have been taught techniques that are no longer operative in today’s classrooms. Thus, it can be said that they constantly have to resort to other tools that would suit their needs and allow them to teach their students more effectively. Teachers should not be expected to improvise but to be better trained for nowadays’ students and to keep updated.

On the other hand, there are the students, another fundamental piece in this puzzle. Their main problem is that they are not only students, but also children, sons and daughters, and Argentines, and are therefore deeply affected by everything that surrounds them. They are so overwhelmed by external issues that to concentrate on school matters is a really hard task for them to accomplish. What is worse, they lack motivation to study, which is an essential component to enhance the learning process.

However, parents cannot be left out from this list since they constitute the remaining part. They, together with teachers, have a key role in society, namely, to educate their children. Nowadays, parents are so absorbed into their own economic, social and marital conflicts, among others, that little time is left to pay attention to their children’s needs. But far from trusting teachers, most actually describe them as incompetent and hold them accountable for their sons and daughters’ failure at school.

Apart from the above-mentioned variables, there are many others that can be taken into account as a consequence of today’s crisis in education, such as the defects of the school as an institution, the lack of power of heads, the role of the state, the bad administration of money for infrastructure and resources, etc.

To conclude, it should be admitted that the critical situation of the educational system is the result of the irresponsibility of many people. What is crucial to improve in education is that each and every stakeholder should reassess its situation and take responsibility for its share. After all, do we all not want a better education?


Self Corrections & After-writing Reflections

Urban Tribes

Since the year dot different tribes of teenagers have inhabited this country, each of them following a fashion and enjoying a particular music style. Some decades ago they used to go by the name of “chetos”, “rollingas”, “grasas”... But as time went by, those names became old-fashioned, and many others appeared instead. Did you know that nowadays there are more than thirty tribes just in Buenos Aires city? Here I will provide you with the most relevant information about some of the groups you may bump into when touring around.

“Floggers”
They get their nickname from their fanaticism for a type of blog called Fotolog -or flog- which allows them to make a whole bunch of friends and become increasingly popular by posting personal pictures. Cumbio is the most famous exponent of this group. They are very cheerful and so is their clothing: eye-catching T-shirts, squared shirts, tight trousers called chupines, and colourful canvas shoes of a well-known brand. They also share a particular hair style: a wide fringe combed either completely to the left or to the right, covering all their forehead. They dance to the rhythm of dance music in a very peculiar way -as if they were stepping on cockroaches! (see this video)

“Emos”
Called like this because of their characteristic emotionalism: they tend to be vulnerable and depressive. Actually, one of their main and most alarming features is that they hurt themselves, usually in the arms, and exhibit the nasty scars as a sign of internal pain. You can also identify adolescents from this tribe by their excessive make-up with creepy motifs, and by the black clothes they wear, as if in permanent mourning. They let their hair fall on one eye in an attempt to hide themselves from others.

“Cumbieros”
People from this group listen to a music style known as cumbia, hence their name. Since they are quite the opposite of the aforementioned urban tribes, they are bitter rivals. They play the bad guys so if they come across a stereotypical specimen of the enemy tribe, they can immediately start a fight to show they are the bravest -mind you, they believe they are! Members of this group tend to wear caps even at night, huge trainers which they call yantas, football windbreakers and ostentatious watches.

Of course, new groups with slight differences keep on emerging day after day -such as “twitteros” or “facebook-fans”- and God knows what is in store for us! But at least now you are ready to come and visit Argentina with your eyes wide open. Enjoy your stay!


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